Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Funny Amazon Product Reviews

Need a laugh? Check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews...

"For you left brain types out there, who are still unsure on whether or not this shirt would make a wise purchase, allow me to break it down for you.

Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won't find that deal anywhere else." Read more....

Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better. Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product! Read more...

"Same story as all of the above only here is MY ending.
.....and I was never asked to send snacks to my daughter's class again."

"Seriously, people. I don't understand all those bad reviews. I just bought a 5# bag for my ex. My ex LOVES gummy bears." Read more...

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approachable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with" Read more....

"Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams." Read more...

Easter Activity Books from $1.21

Little Dover makes hundred's of fun activity books see the complete selection of Little Dover books here.

Shipping will be free with Prime or at $35 with free Super Saver shipping through Amazon. These make a great "add on" item if you're trying to get your total to $35 for free Super Saver shipping through Amazon. Affiliate links are included and prices can change at any time!

70% off Heather Hawkins Jewelry

Currently MyHabit is offering up to 70% off  Heather Hawkins Jewelry! Moonstones,  Peridot, quartz oh my! Prices from $28 and free shipping is included! Just a few of my favorites are pictured!

Plus, earn $20 for each friend that shops MyHabit!

Details can be found from MyHabit (part of Amazon) here!

Berghoff cookware up to 75% off

Currently MyHabit is offering up to 80% off name brand home items and clothing and shoes for men, women and children. Free shipping is always included! Just a few of today's sales are pictured.
5 friends = $100.00 to spend on discounted name brands including Chocolat Blu, French Connection, Melissa & Doug, TEGU (children's toys), Puma, Berghoff cookware (up to 75% off!) and tons more!

Earn $20 for each friend that shops MyHabit!

Details can be found from MyHabit (part of Amazon) here!

Up to 45% off Sandra Boynton Board Books

Doggies (Boynton on Board), $3.41 (41% off)

The Going-To-Bed Book $3.30 (45% off)

Moo Baa La La La, $3.76 (37% off)

Thank you!

Baby and Toddler Toy Price Drops (Amazon)

Munchkin Mozart Magic Cube, $17.96 (28% off)

Fisher-Price Brilliant Basics Corn Popper, $10.00 (33% off)

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Love to Play Puppy, $14.97 (40% off)

Bright Starts Bounce Bounce Baby Activity Zone, $24.99 (38% off)

Shipping will be included with Prime or at $35 with free Super Saver shipping.

Please note prices through Amazon can change at any time. Affiliate links are included.